Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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