what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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