your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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