what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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