does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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