Cold hands, warm shart.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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