Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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