is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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