And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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