Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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