So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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