is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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