But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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