whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
