So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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