I want to stick my p in your. b.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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