it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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