I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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