You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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