wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just google imaged poop.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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