I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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