I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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