Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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