what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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