dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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