i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
3 2 1 whiskey
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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