How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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