I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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