I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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