After last night, I could never be a politician.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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