a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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