TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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