I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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