everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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