No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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