He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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