you guys were way drunker than both of me
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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