i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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