I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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