Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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