I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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