Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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