I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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