I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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