I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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