Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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