that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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