doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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