matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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