...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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