worst night to have a conscience
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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