i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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