i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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